Boomswaggling

The act of pouring wet concrete inside your opponent’s asscrack, so when it hardens they can’t shit anymore. If they try to shit, they will explode and die from needing too much force to push poop through hard concrete.

Bartholomew: Gertrude you’re a bitch
Gertrude: I’m gonna fucking boomswaggle you
Bartholomew: No wait! Please! I take everything back!
Gertrude: Too late motherfucker (*starts boomswaggling*)
Bartholomew: aw fuck i gotta take a shit (*fucking explodes and dries*)