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When a man is so old that when he ejaculates, only dust is emitted.
This old guy paid me for a hummer, but only baby dust shot at climax⦠it was like eating a pixy stick! At least he still paid me! 20 bucks is 20 bucks!
Getting drunk enough to nail a fat chick⦠not just an overweight thick girl, a really obese whale.
Dude, I was so hammered and it was so late, I decided it was going orca time and banged this 400 pounder like screen door in a hurricane!
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A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that youâre Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.
Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!
Nickname for the vice president, referencing the female camel toe.
You see Kamalatoe on the news talking about the space program? Obvious that weed is legal in Washington!
A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.
Why didnât one bone show up for work today?
Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!
A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the bossâs ass that heâs like a gerbil in a homoâs poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? Heâs a fucking director now!
Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while sheâs sleeping.
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!