Hoepocrite

The State of Mind, Body and Example set into motion using the principles of Boebertian Thot Yoga to portray oneself as having high moral standards when - in reality - one is just high and groping down in a theater.

Bro, be mindful of who you are seen with at Beetlejuice. You don’t wanna end up on that hoepocrite’s InstaNutFlix when she reaches her hand across the aisle and tries to gerrymander your junk.

Selfie Jacket

The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.

Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”

Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.

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OK Samantha

To passive aggressively express disbelief of an individual’s ignorant opinion, statement or belief in a dismissive manner without formally expressing said disbelief or wasting additional time remarking upon the person’s lack of intelligence.

First identified as a chat-room response to Harry and Megan haters; specifically Megan’s evil-stepsister Samantha.

Revised form of ‘Bye Felicia’.

Eric Donaldson: “That’s stoopid. You have no right to expect me to keep my agreements with you or anyone because I am WonderMan”

M.M: OK Samantha.

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

Homoie

An acquaintance from one's gay neighborhood, a member of one's gay peer group or gang; not to be confused with individuals of one's actual neighborhood or

town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.

Mike: 'Bruh...who was THAT little biscuit putting the chat on you at brunch?"

Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.

Homeawayfromhomeboy

That Dude you fuck outta town on the low so long as he can get a room at Motel 6. Or can at least handle his biz before sheriff shows up for him.

Yeah I know he’s on that Do Not Motel list but they still give my homeawayfromhomeboy a room until the filth arrive but that at least 90 min so I still getta nut b4 rollin back.

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation

Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!