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When you shit in one hand and then fist someone in the ass with it, while reaching around and pouring vodka in their mouth with your other hand
I just shit in my hand and am feeling kinda turned on by it, I might offer someone a Saint Petersburg Pump Trolley.
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When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.
*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*
"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."
*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*
"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"
When you bend over and shit on your dick while your partner kicks you in the balls from behind.
Ken likes getting ball-beaten and shit on he should try the St. Louis Street Sweeper for a double whammy