Extreme Donkey Punch

Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.

"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"

"Now!!"

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Thundering

Having rampant, hardcore sex with a female when you have a large penis.

You could hear their thundering for miles.
You need to give her a right thundering.

I gave her a thundering last night.

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