ease the flow

1. A phrase directed at someone that tends to be overly emotional and finds the need to cry, complain, whine, nag, etc.

2. A phrase directed to someone in reference to always (or frequently) acting as if they are "on the rag".

3. A phrase used as an equivalent to "lighten up" or "take it easy".

Cause: "... I am having such a horrible day! Everything that could possibly go wrong seems to be going wrong! Nothing will ever get any better!"

Reaction: "whoa, whoa, whoa Sally!!! Hike up that skirt and EASE THE FLOW!"

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U.B.P.L.'s

1. Acronym for "Ultra Beefy Pussy Lips".

2. A beat-up, turned-out vagina that is usually accompained by a foul odor and/or taste.

You're gettin' it on with a chick that you've never been with before. You go down to drink from her natural spring of goodness only to notice that she has one of those vaginas that looks like someone reached up in there, pulled it inside out, and left it hanging. "Damn... that bitch has got U.B.P.L.'s!!!"

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