Princeton

Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success

#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"

1920👍 1079👎

Iowa

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around

Iowa, kinda like Delaware but nowhere near the water.

127👍 370👎

penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

27👍 11👎

starbucks

Pure example of the power of marketing to people devoid of critical and independent thinking. Coffee chain whose business model is "what if we franchised the Death Star?" and sells millions of cups of coffee a year that tastes like it was brewed through the assholes of musty cadavers. Usually seen being consumed by soccer moms, overprivileged teenagers, and prissy douche bags who move into already gentrified urban heighborhoods but consider themselves edgy and courageous for living in the city. Just like you can get an elephant to fly if you strap a big enough jet engine on its back, Starbucks sells a shitload of coffee by forcing the idea that coffee should be expensive, shitty, and logoed to the above mentioned people.

I used to drink coffee for 60 cents a cup at my favorite diner but it was torn down to put in a Starbucks. If I wanted to drink that shit I'd microwave some rat turds in vinegar.

47👍 116👎

wisconsin

Was like Czechoslovakia, that is before communism came to an end, and is now worse. Has nice parts but suffers from childish inferiority complex to Illinois. That is silly, because while Chicago is a fine town, the rest of Illinois is a wasteland.

Hey, it's Wisconsin. It like going to Czechoslovakia, we'll zip in we'll zip out.

23👍 54👎

The point

Slang for Tioga Point, the cofluence of the Susquehanna and Chemung Rivers. Holds much historical significance in early U.S. history but in modern times came to be associated with the (closed by police order)Tioga Point Inn. Also known as "the Point". A little backwater hellhole for NYC drug dealers to get/trade product and fuck fat chicks with bad hair.

I did my one stop shopping last night at the Point. I got drunk, laid, and herpes all by midnite! Have you seen my weed?

23👍 16👎

bafaikis

Acronym for But As Far As I Know It Sucks.

I have never been to Kansas but I'd bet my left nut it's bafaikis.

12👍 6👎