ITRL?

Is this real life? A phrase meant to express disbelief; coined after the ever-popular "David at the Dentist" YouTube video.

Guy: The pub is serving 50 cent guinesses on St. Patrick's Day.

Other Guy: ITRL? I'm bringing a fist full of Trojans and a barf bag.

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Catkin

Created by innovatively lazy people, catkins are the result of eating something messy and realizing that you don’t have a napkin nearby, but you do have a cat.

“Dude, I think your cat’s bleeding.”

“That’s not blood, that’s ketchup. And that’s not a cat, that’s a catkin.”

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balls o'clock

an obscene hour of the day that no one should be awake for.

i can't drink tonight, i have to go to the airport tomorrow at balls o'clock in the morning.

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beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.