Kick A Dumbass Day

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.

"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"