DUBs

D - Drunken
U - Unexplained
B - Bruises

Bruises of unknown origin that occur while in an inebriated state and appear the morning after a bender.

"Oh god, I drank so much I blacked out last night, I woke up naked, and feeling violated, with jizz in my hair and covered with DUBs"

Mystery bruises, wasted welts, drunken bruises, alcofalls

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Kraut-fever

Someone who has a thing for Germans. A person who is fond of German culture, German people, and Germany in general. Similar to yellow fever.

Thy - I only want to date German guys.
Lonelle - What's with you and German dudes lately?
Thy - I don't know what it is, I think I must have Kraut-fever.

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