unfuckwithable

To be immured by an unseen protective Force, to be utterly and uncannily protected by all forces outside of the self.

an added or developed External Barrier that is stronger than any potentially opposing force which may pose attempt(s) to alter the psyche, damage, or otherwise cause harm to, (usually not applied to the physical sense, although it could. But moreso pertains to mentally emotionally, astrally, or spiritually) which surmounts futile in any attempt. (Protected by God or Goodness and or "Agarthodaemon" and or anonymous; an unseen Force of Nature, that comes to or stays with, appointed to protect the underdog, or more accurately, The Valor of Righteousness, the one who is Right in Path, the level-hearted, compassionate, unscathed and uncorrupted by evil; a chosen One)

To be immured by an unseen protective Force, to be utterly and uncannily protected by all forces outside of the self or soul.

The dark cult continued to fail in its attempts to slay or permanently augment, or destroy their target, perhaps he was unfuckwithable.

assCandler

Someone who uses their rectum to drip melted wax and fill the contents of, then cleverly placing a wick down the center to make it work correctly, before it dries. Once dry, producing the candle, for a friend. Oftentimes, a pair of forceps would be recommended (for ass expansion assistance purposes). Please do not try this at home and if you do, you have been WARNED: this will burn the shit out of you, literally!

IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!

My aunt is so unpersonalized and careless it's not that she's cheap she has money but she just doesn't give a shit about any of us, instead she kind of shits on us for Christmas, she's such an assCandler. Like anyone wants this!

burnkit

Your small box or container used to store your smoking items pertaining to smoking dank, or marijuana. This can also apply to other substances or chemicals but usually does not (such as DMT, or other smoked substances; would not apply to methamphetamine because meth is not smoked it's vaporized, sorry metheds, yer free to make up your own word!) Note disclaimer: Please do not use drugs, but if you do, use them with precaution and safety. Research!

Bruh, where's your lighter?

Stoner: dunno...

Okay, will hand me your papers.
Stoner: I didn't turn my paper in, I didn't finish it.

Your zags dumba$$!
Stoner: oh those papers, it's in the burnkit!
Thanks idiot, you got like three lighters in here.
Stoner: duh, it's a burnkit!
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