Minnesota mudcake

when the male sex partner takes a shit, fteezes it into the form of a hockey puck and and and performs a slap shot off the floor into his sex partner's titties.

Hey Jed, I saw my cousin Mary Sur at Timmy Horton's today and she said her chest was hurtin' sometin' awrful, any idea about that?

Oh yeah, Bud, me and Mary Sue were doing the do and I gave her a Minnesota mudcake, I was against it at first but you know Mary Sue, she loves her hockey.