cock jelly

Another word jizz

Dan Did you jerk off? There’s cock jelly everywhere

DBTP

Death By Tide Pods

Officer 1: What happened to him?
Officer 2: looks like another case of DBTP. That's the 4th case this week.
Officer 1: I wonder why these cases have spiked recently.

Officer 2: do u knoe de wae?

*Officer 1 shoots Officer 2*