Random
Source Code

Thomas

Is probably the biggest asshole your gonna meet. He often tends to be extremely annoying and would surprise you if he actually got a girlfriend.

Me: Is you name Thomas
Thomas: Ya why?
Me: Cuz you act like a dick

by Tidepods January 3, 2018

2👍 4👎


No strings attached

Having only sex with someone and nothing else but that. No hanging out unless it’s to fuck

Girl: let’s fuck. No strings attached though
Boy: sounds good
Ex
Boy: wanna go to the movies instead

Girl: nah I’m good. No dick no hangout.

Boy: oh

by Tidepods January 24, 2018

362👍 49👎