BMW

Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.

-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.

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Franki

A unisexual name. Could be shortened for Francesca, or elongated from Frank.
Female- Sexy bitch, mysterious, loveable, passionate.
Male- Frank. The name describes it all. . .any male named Frank needs a name-change.

"Dayyum, that Franki girl is fuckingg FINE."
"Uhhh. . .dude, that's a guy."
"No it's NOT, she has long hair."
"Dude. . .that's his mullet."
"AHHH! That's sickk!"

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