anniversary

A celebration marking the completion of a night of fornication and/or other sexual activities. Preferably occuring between two people who have just met and always celebrated the morning after.

Jordan: Happy Anniversary Zach.
Stosh: Who was Zach with last night?
Jordan: Dirt Wilson.
Stosh: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!

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playing the cello

A sexual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). Her legs are spread up and out to the side in a "V". With his right hand, he tickles the clit and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left boob (which is clearly the better of the boobs). The action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.

Stosh: I heard RyHakins was playing the cello on Catherine last week.
Zack: Really? Where'd he learn to do that?
Stosh: From Rob Becker I'd imagine.

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chinchilla

A tasty beverage composed of a mixture of Kentucky Deluxe and Dr. Pepper. Popular with hood rats and members of Tiger Baseball.

Teddy: That tastes like whiskey. What is it?
Bobby: A chinchilla.

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