Jersey Shored

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.

Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.

Tihms Disease

Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.

Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!