tijuana tradewind

The act of farting in a hair dryer while aiming the hot wind at your unsuspecting companion.

Summer breeze makes me feel fine, but that Tijuana tradewind almost made me vomit.

Pottle

(n). Weaponized feces, usually with a liquid texture.

I've heard of gorillas throwing turds at their rivals, but that librarian lifted her skirt and straight-up sprayed pottle in the eyes of that noisy, little, unfortunate, boy.