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Danielnykampism

A rare disease where everyone likes you for no reason.

(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.

Bob has Danielnykampism.

by Tikibarberfan January 31, 2010

71πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Godawesome

1. The opposite of godawful.

2. Me.

1. Boobs are godawesome!

2. No example necessary.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010

39πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

147πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


Radio Disney

The only thing they listen to in Hell. That's why if you're riding in a car and you ask someone to change it to Radio Disney, they tell you to go to Hell.

Loser: Can you change it to Radio Disney?
Person: Can you go to Hell?

by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010

253πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


4G

What happens (hopefully) after a double date.

Four people having sex at the same time.

4G rhymes with orgy.

by Tikibarberfan July 19, 2010

96πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

52πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


P.C.

Pre-cum.

I got some P.C. on my PC when I was looking up porn.

by Tikibarberfan March 16, 2010

237πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž