Branik

Branik is a barnacle, once you know a Branik you can’t get rid of him. They are very needy and drive very needy vehicles, so a Ford. If it’s not a manual it’s an inferior in the eyes of Branik. The rules he lives by is if they are flat skip them and If she’s not 380 she isn’t a lady. He works very hard at a pawn shop with an engineering degree. If you get on his bad side you will regret it. He has a good political stance. He is an authoritative figure with no authority.

What stinks, oh wait it’s Branik.