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Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.
*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!
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A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina
I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.
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8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.
Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"
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The frustration of not getting a word into the Urban Dictionary!!!!
I've tried to define 5 words today and have been rejected on every word! Urbstration!! Arrrghhhhhh!
Liquid estrogen is when a man is so amazing he just melts the womans hormones, instant orgasm.
David Beckhham is the purest form of liquid estrogen
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Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss
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