two inch nap

Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.

I definitely need to take a two inch nap before we go out tonight, otherwise I will pass out.

stuff and pray

When a man attempts to insert his flaccid penis into a woman's vagina in hopes it will get hard so he can have sex.

I had whiskey dick real bad, a wet noodle, so I did the old stuff and pray.