21-0

On Tuesday 30th November 2021 England women's national football team beat Latvia 20-0. A goal on average every 4 and a half minutes. This level of rudeness on an international stage is unprecedented.

For something to be classed as 21-0 it needs to set a whole new level of rudness. Ruder than dedicating your whole life honing your footie skills, only to be spanked 20-0 in front of the world.

Cretin 1: "Did you hear about Timmy banging James girlfriend at the party last night whilst James was passed out asleep?"

Cretin 2: " "Ah bruv that's 21-0"