Dirty Scalia

To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.

Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.

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Sodombot

A deviant robot whose sole programming requires it to commit random acts of sodomy on human beings as well as small rodents and whale blow holes.

In Moby Dick, Ahab is actually a sodombot desguised as a sea captain. The reason the main character never reveals his real name is because he is embarassed by nightly encounters between him and the brutish sodombot Ahab in the ships crow's nest.

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Rehnquist's Revenge

After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not have Article III standing. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you have Article LXIX (69) standing” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.

Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"

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Rehnquist's revenge

After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not meet the Article III standard. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you meet the Article LXIX (69) standard” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.

Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"

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Broad McCulloch

To carefully scrutinize the means one uses to achieve a legitimate end. (Based on Chief Justice Marshall's opinion in McCulloch v. Maryland.)

When Sally removed her sweatpants, Ralph noticed that her daily Thigh Master workouts were not necessarily serving their proper purpose. “I’m gonna have to Broad McCulloch this bitch!” He said with dismay, and speed dialed the number to his plastic surgeon Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

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