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A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.
The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.
Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
22π 62π
A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off
I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.
Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
81π 112π
Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.
You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
6π 14π
The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom
After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.
Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
3π 14π
A physically unattractive man who gives fellation in front of Candy stores. (believed to have orginated in San Francisco in the mid 70s - possibly during the filming of a Mitchell bros. Porn Flick - Sodom and Gommorrah)
The mayor was really pissed off that the Lolli Queen would do his act in front of the japanese tourists.
8π 2π
A unehtical reporter that stops at nothing to get a story
The ghoul broke in to the funeral to interview the grieving widow.
The ghouls on the 6 O'clock news speculated about the last few minutes of the victim's life.
14π 9π
An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.
Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.
19π 18π