shwunt

Originating from the slang spelling of the word 'shit' (can also be spelt 'sh1nt' or 'sh-one-t'), 'shwunt' was designed to be a non-offensive alternative spelling for use in schools and other pc situation, but has evolved into a word in its own right.

Can be used as a substitute for the words 'shit' or 'cunt.'

'Get your shwunt out!'

"Oh man, this classroom smells like absolute shwun!"

fuck off big

'Fuck off big,' can be used in place of 'large,' 'massive,' fucking huge,' and 'gigantic.'

Adds extra 'punch' to a sentence.

Also: 'Fuck off long,' 'Fuck off expensive,' etc.

'Mate, that is a fuck off big hill, and we have to walk up it!'

'I almost got killed by a fuck off big log truck up the lakes!'

Fred: 'Lets cross that river man.'
Bill: 'Nah, that is a fuck off long way, surely we will drown.'

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