Burnout

A high school or college student who does little else than cut classes and smoke weed. Usually has long, straight hair and a proclivity toward heavy metal bands of the 70's and 80's. Can often be found in smoke-filled bathrooms and makeshift basement bars.

He used to be a jock but now he's such a burnout!

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dorkboy

Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.

I tripped over my own feet! I feel like such a dorkboy!!!

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Jersey Girl

Any girl who was born and raised in New Jersey. Mostly known for having hair that is very high, wearing lots of makeup and jewelry, and being able to smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, chew gum, and bitch about their boyfriend all at the same time. Often, they have attended a private, all-girl catholic school so they are hard to fuck, but easy to get a blowjob from.

"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." - Bruce Springsteen

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Gweck

Someone who dresses like a surfer, but has never ridden a wave in his life.

That dude wearing the Vans is such a gweck!

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nike

In ancient Greece, NIKE was the winged goddess of victory. She was the daughter of Pallas and Styx.

"To win glory, stepping into the chariot of honoured Nike: for to one man only does the goddess grant to jump into her great carriage." -Greek Lyric III Simonides

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uberskank

A skank of the most extreme variety. Possessing the traits of a skank to the degree that all other skanks pale by comparison.

I can't believe Joey hooked up with that uberskank last night.

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Larusso

A person who claims to be a black belt in karate, but who actually only studied for a couple of months or not at all.

ETYMOLOGY - This word comes from the name of a fictional character named Daniel Larusso, who was the protagonist in "The Karate Kid"; a mediocre but hugely successful American film released in the early 80's which starred Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio.

After he got his ass kicked by that green belt, I figured he had to be a Larusso.

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