Sonic Fanboy

Emyr

Emyr is such a fucking sonic fanboy

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The War Against Furries

If furries want to be animals, we should have the right to hunt them.

Random Furry: "uwu what's this? hewwo thewe" Me: *fucking flamethrowers it* Me: "The war against furries is over"

Fucking Chode

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.

"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"

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Smash Ultimate

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.

"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."

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