A gay man who seeks out straight men with sexual intentions.
(Figured this needed a word)
Person 1: Hey what's Jack doing with Liam? He knows Liams straight right?
Person 2: Yeah, Jack's a Hometerosexual
The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line