Check to Check

The state of being employed, and having just enough money to last you until your next paycheck.

Person1: Man, you should buy the new Iphone.

Person 2: What makes you think I can afford that shit? Bitch, I live check to check.

"I live by the beat like you live check to check" Outkast.

48👍 8👎

Bicycle Rider

Bureacrat. The bicycle rider is pedalling (stepping on the people below him) and looking up (his nose at the butt of the person above him)

Person 1: Do you think he will ever tell the boss off?
Person 2: No, he's a dirty Bicycle Rider.

4👍 10👎