country smart

Someone who can tell you anything simple life related without skipping a beat but when it comes to other things... it's a wrap.

I'll fix your truck, go hiking and tend to the animals but these new cellular phones baffle me.

Oh ok, so you're country smart?

And proud of it!!!

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impotent rage

When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.

I'm sick of hearing my roommate railing these girls. Damn, this impotent rage. Vengeance shall be mine!!!

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