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The act of inserting a fork (or other metal object) into a live outlet at the moment of sexual climax, thus electrocuting yourself and your sexual partner as you cum.
After listening to that megaslut talk about her guido friends all night, I decided the only appropriate way to end our hate fuck was an anal thorgasm.
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An act performed by a young Jimmy McGill (aka Saul Goodman) on the TV show "Better Call Saul" which landed him behind bars. The specifics of this act are unknown, but it led to him being charged with assault, destruction of property, and a possible sex offense. Though Jimmy appears to think that a Chicago Sunroof is a harmless prank, the authorities believe otherwise.
Jimmy: It was a simple Chicago Sunroof!
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In the United States, a paramilitary organization whose primary purpose is to prevent people of color from interfering in any way with the daily lives of white people.
White Person: In general, I think the police perform a vital function within our society.
Black Person: The police! Run!!
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Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.
Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.
Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?
Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.
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