Australia

The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.

Person 1: I really want to get out of Australia!

Person 2: Doesn't everyone, doesn't everyone?

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schneller

A good thing to say when having a fun time with a member of the same sex. Usually indicates that you want your partner to increase his speed.

Homo 1: Do you like the massive arse pounding i'm giving you right now?

Homo2: Schneller!! Schneller!!

Homo1: As you wish.

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