i-Phive

The act of holding aloft, and gingerly touching your screen with that of a fellow iPhone or iPod user.

When Nathaniel saw the cute girl next to him using the same app, he gave her a friendly i-Phive.

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Dr. Faux-chi

Any person with no more than a high school level of knowledge in the field of chemistry or biology who believes they know as much as a world renowned immunologist.

That guy who talked about injecting Lysol and ultraviolet lights into our bodies is a real Dr. Faux-chi

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