A.S.S. Titanic

When a *male* ejaculates their semen into the anus of an individual, who then squirts that semen into a bucket of water filled with ice. So the "sea men" drown in icey water.

You heard of the ice bucket challenge, but have you tried the A.S.S. Titanic?

Canadian Tugboat

When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out

After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!

4👍 2👎

Swiddle swaddle

A unit of measurement, in regards to how much one can fit inside ones foreskin.

"I can fit about a dollar .25 in quarters in my swiddle swaddle."
Oh wow..."
"Yeah, that's what I said when I tried to make it a dollar fifty I quarters."