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When you feel an emergency poop coming on and discover it is only chunky gas.
Dude, I had to run to the shitter because I thought I had a load in my pants. but it was just Dryarreia.
E-jipped is when someone has violated your freedom of speech by disconnecting your internet to the outside world.
I just spent 18 hours watching CNN show millions of E-jipped people run the streets in angry protest.
Look at all these pissed off people! They must not have internet....oh..thats right, they were E-jipped!
4π 1π
The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.
I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.
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Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.
Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.
When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.
Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!
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K is a reluctant response via text, chat or other media usually resulting in regrettable consequences.
Amy: Hey BFF, lets go slam some
tequila-shots and bang some boys!! Woo Hoo!
Jill:........... K
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That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!