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Shelly

Shelly is the girlfriend that you took for granted. When you break up with her, her sexiness will drive you crazy. Stay with Shelly!

Dumbass: Finally!! I broke up with Shelly so I can go out with Jessica!!

Dumbass(two weeks later): Shit man... I broke up with Shelly... FML

by Timmy Bonjangle Schmidt April 18, 2009

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