cranap

Taking a crap and a then a nap in the stall at work. Sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies.

Man, I'm destroyed today, I'm gonna go take a cranap, cover for me.

housecat

Asian girl who comes to your party and never says a word, just observes everyone.

I had four Asian chicks at my house this weekend but two of em were total housecats.

16👍 25👎

lead catfish

Asian girl that can't swim. ie: all Asian girls.

Dude, I brought two lead catfishes to the pool party on Memorial Day.

1👍 4👎

Manchange

A "house rule" when you are playing Risk and run out of Infantry, (worth 1), but have calvary (worth 5) and artillery (worth 10). Therefore, you have to manipulate "Manchange" with your adversary. When desperate not to "over bet" on a territory you may loose, you can negotiate trades, even (1 for 1) or "rough trade" (3 for 5) or (7 for 10).

Dang, I'm in a pinch, I need manchange, can we trade a canon and a horse for 10 men?