Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.

I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong.

bragadoucious

The act of bragging too much to the point of becoming an annoying douche bag.

dude 1: Man, did I ever tell you about that day I scored the winning touchdown in the playoff game and then nailed the hottest cheerleader later that night?
dude 2: yeah, only like a million times, so stop being so bragadoucious already.

Mousy Tongue

A weak attempt at a French Kiss.

Ally: Ugh, my new boyfriend is a terrible kisser...and I think he might be Chinese.
Mikey: Why do you say that?
Ally: He gave me some mousy tongue last night.
Mikey: LOL....Hey! Aren't you married?

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lingua-loser

see: dictumhead

you ain't no Daniel Webster, you're a lingua-loser

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ROFJMO

Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.

Moe: What did you think of "Unfaithful"?
Curly: ROFJMO!!!!!
Moe: me too; Diane Lane is hot.

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Kunt Chocula

n. A scary-nasty black female. Most frequently used to describe a misbehaving celebrity.

Timmy: I saw Naomi Campbell in an airplane and asked if they were going to show the in-flight movie on her forehead and she threw a damn cell phone at me!
Jim Bob: Whoa dude, you gotta be careful what you say to that Kunt Chocula.
Timmy: Werd. I should have learned from my throw down with Star Jones last month.

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dictumhead

One who tries too hard to come up with new words for online dictionaries, usually failing miserably even if the word is accepted.
see also: lingua-loser

Larry: Jeebus! look at this word! It's not even a word, it's a 3 word phrase - what a stretch.
Moe: That dictumhead probably thinks getting published here makes him Ernest Friggin' Hemingway.
Curly: Or Marian Webster.
Moe: Get around here, you!
boink!