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Lizzibody

Typically called Elizabeth, Lizzy, Lizzie or just Liz, Similar traits as a Karen. A selfish woman that hates everything about her life. This is particularly due to really poor life choice and never listening to advice from others. She will typically have kids but never want to look after them and palm them off at every opportunity and blaming them and the father for stealing their youth, she will generally not make them do home work as they go to school to do that and she doesn’t get paid like the teachers do, then complain when they are behind with their school work, she will and l get her children diagnosed with things like Autism or ADHD after sitting them down in front of a screen from the minute they get up. This lead to her to making everyone else’s life as miserable when ever she is as herself particularly her husband and kids who she never wants to be around but blames them and brings them down by constantly berating them in public.

For fuck sake was at the Bengal having a right banging Curry for my birthday the kids were well behaved, then Lizzibody Kicked off over splitting the bill when she only had one poppadum and I had rice, she stormed out when Dave said it didn’t matter saying she was gonna walk home and if there’s a bridge she might jump off it in front her kids man!

by TimmySavile December 12, 2024


Dwerk twirler

People who gather items for free often from Facebook goodwill gifting pages, family or friends or even a rummage through skips or trash and then sells them for a little profit, then boasting about it like they are the next Elon Musk.

Blooming eck Jack!! Those bricks we got free and drove 40 miles for, I’ve sold them for a tenner!
You Smashed it again dezza ya Dwerk twirler!

by TimmySavile December 9, 2024


fraudsword

A walking aid (usually a walking stick, cane or crutches) used by an able bodied person to defraud the welfare system.

“I was in Castleford B & M the other day and I saw Jackie hobbling with a fraudsword but Liz saw the night after at Kippax Legion doing the Electric slide with Little Des”,
She’s obviously fiddling for benefit’s

by TimmySavile December 2, 2024


ScamPram

A walking aid used usually designed to help infirm people be mobile, but often taken from Facebook free sites by cunning people to defraud the UK Welfare system or obtain a Disability parking permit.

Jeez!! Jackie was flying down Scarborough promenade since Dave nicked that ScamPram from work for her, dirty Des couldn’t keep up with her on the way to the bogs.

by TimmySavile December 9, 2024