Oprasm

A singing orgasm as seen in Young Frankenstein. Usually caused by intercourse with a well hung male. Operatic singing ensues.

Person 1: "How was your date with Johnny last night?"

Person 2: "My god it was great, had a total Oprasm. I was so wound up I sounded like Pavarotti."

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Black

1. A colour.

2. One of the best bullet wasting simulators of all time available on PS2 and Xbox.

1. "I see a red door and I want it painted black"

-Mick Jagger on the colour Black.

2. Person 1: "Dude I totally owned those kazaks on Black last night, had the Magnum and unlimited ammo, bit of Clint Eastwood style ownage."

Person 2: "NIIIIIIIICCCCCE"

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Festival of Stooges

A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.

1. The Liberal party of Australia

2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."

Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.

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beoderant

When someone smells of a mixture of deoderant and B.O. This generally provides a rather ambivalent reaction as you both love it and are disgusted at the same time.

person 1: "Mmmm, that dude is totally beoderant!"

person 2: "Don't know if i want to hug him or vomit."

person 3: "I'd motorboat that."

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Going Patriot

To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"

Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."

Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."

2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."

Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"

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Duck Slap

To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.

John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.

Jack: Why's that?

John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.

Jack: Brutal man, brutal.

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Shark

(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.

Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."

Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"

Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"

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