Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

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Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.

Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.

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stiffyard

Slang term for a cemetery.

Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.

zoob

The penis of a dog, especially that of a large breed.

The Rottweiler sprawled on the lawn, sated with fresh hamburger and nonchalently licking his zoob, while the burglar edged toward the open window.

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poodile

Resembling or having characteristics of a poodle. Often used for nondescript, overbred small dogs which look something like a poodle. Also may be used to describe a woman who has a hairstyle reminiscent of the poofy "lion cut" used on poodles, or who is overly yappy.

The woman was asked to leave the restaurant after the waiter spotted a small, poodile dog emerging from her blouse.

Butt monster

An alternate name for a demon (or "pinky demon") in ID Software's original Doom game series.

Blood and viscera flew everywhere when I attacked the group of butt monsters with my chainsaw.

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cop dispenser

A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.

Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.

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