flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

Meat

Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.

Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat

Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house

Guy: classic meat

Prototype

Arguably the most under-rated metal band out there. They gained popularity with the song's appearance of "The Way it Ends" in Guitar Hero 3. A great band with a promising future.

kid 1-Jesus the song "the way it ends" in guitar hero is fuckin hard!

kid 2- Fuck that. prototype rocks.

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Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

Musical dejavu

when you are listening to your ipod or mp3 player to a song and you realize the same song is playing in the background at the same time (or very close to)

kid 1:dude i was just listening to eye of the tiger on my ipod at the gym and the same song came on in the background! i thought they only played shitty music at the gym
kid 2: holy shit you just had a musical dejavu
kid 1: jesus christ!!!!!

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Changin' the Oil

The act of masturbation

Drew: Jesus fuck I'm bored
Mikey: Me too
Drew: *Exits room and locks self in room*
Mikey: The fuck are you doing in there?
Drew: Changin' the oil
Mikey: that reminds me, i haven't had an oil change in almost 24 hours.

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G-mine

The description for any desirable situation.

Abbreviation of "Goldmine"

Random idiot: Holy fuck dude I just woke up and found out my professor is dead so I don't have to write that paper anymore

The kid: That's a G-mine

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