Niggablond

The yellow blond shade that develops almost exclusively when African-Americans choose to dye their hair blond.

Guy 1: "My friend from South Africa died his hair today."
Guy 2: "Really? What colour?"
Guy 1: "Uh, Niggablond"
Guy 2: "Totally know what that is."

Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

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