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cud sniffer

When you've de-underwared a girl and your about to lick her twat only to suddenly slip your nose into her pussy and breath in through you're nostrils.

I need to get me a cud sniffer so I can get off from feeling his hot nostril breathe inside my cunt.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

9πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


skin tube

the secret ring of flesh that comes out from inside your ass and hugs your turd goodbye.

1) My skin tube got kinda torn and bloody after i ate all that fiber and meat. It hurts right now.
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

19πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


bowels of cereal

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

8πŸ‘ 185πŸ‘Ž


kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

596πŸ‘ 187πŸ‘Ž


trampon

A tampon that had to be surgically removed by a doctor after having been rotting for an extended period of time due to the tampon user having been fucked with said tampon in her cunt.

Please someone get a doctor; it hurts I've got a trampon and its moving its way up my small intestines, plus it stinks in there!

by Timothy Tool December 21, 2004

12πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Mad Clown

A sexual predator dressed up in face paint, a red nose, a colorful fro wig, with floppy shoes.

When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!

by Timothy Tool September 3, 2004

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


apple brown betty

A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.

What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

15πŸ‘ 215πŸ‘Ž