apple brown betty

A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.

What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?

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tequila diarrhea

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

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skin tube

the secret ring of flesh that comes out from inside your ass and hugs your turd goodbye.

1) My skin tube got kinda torn and bloody after i ate all that fiber and meat. It hurts right now.
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )

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cud sniffer

When you've de-underwared a girl and your about to lick her twat only to suddenly slip your nose into her pussy and breath in through you're nostrils.

I need to get me a cud sniffer so I can get off from feeling his hot nostril breathe inside my cunt.

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kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

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trampon

A tampon that had to be surgically removed by a doctor after having been rotting for an extended period of time due to the tampon user having been fucked with said tampon in her cunt.

Please someone get a doctor; it hurts I've got a trampon and its moving its way up my small intestines, plus it stinks in there!

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Mad Clown

A sexual predator dressed up in face paint, a red nose, a colorful fro wig, with floppy shoes.

When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!

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