change course

A politically correct substitute for the word "lose." Has become extremely popular in the last 4 years.

The Springfield Hawks seemed to have victory in the state championship game locked up. But halfway through the game, Coach Moore decided that winning was too hard, and had the team change course.

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xx0rz

In 1337 speech, it's used in conjunction with a variety of words to make the word sound "1337." For example: "hackers" becomes "haxx0rz." "Sex" becomes "sexx0rs." Etc.

ZOMG dude, I was playing Counterstrike the other night and then the host turned on teh haxx0rz and started to kilxx0rz everyone!

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d.a.r.e.

Drugs Are Retarded Expiriments

Downvote away, druggies! You'll never be as smart or have as much money or fun as me, because I don't do drugs. HAHAH!

Stupid Druggy: Oh man, I can't stand how people say pot make you stupid! I'm going to go on Urban Dictionary and write a bunch of BS definitions for D.A.R.E. and the War on Drugs!

Sober person: Fine. Enjoy your drugs and completely fruitless lifestyle surfing the web from your mom's basement. I'm going to go back to school where I've been getting A's all week.

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bathroom choir

Used to describe the terrible noises that you must endure in a public restroom when you walk in and someone (or multiple persons) are in the process of taking a dump. Or, it can simply be an allusion to using the public restroom.

"I had to take a leak the other day, but the bathroom choir was in full session, so I got out of that restroom ASAP."

"I'll be back in a second. I have a practice session with the bathroom choir."

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