Emescendunce

MSN Dunce.
One who regularly sends messages to unintended recipients.

''I think I just pooed whole vimto bon bons''

''that SO wasn't for you''

''I'm such an emescendunce''

Denver

Term used in place of 'fk buddy', 'booty call' or 'friend with benefits'; 'Denver' is drawn from the late 80's cartoon 'Denver the last Dinosaur'.

The Theme tune lyrics are 'Denver the last Dinosaur: He's my friend and a whole lot more'.

''Hi, Mate, fancy coming shopping later?'

'Sorry- I'm seeing Denver'

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Panda

When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.

''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''

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