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A person who only reads memoirs. And most likely trashy Hollywood memoirs.
When Charlie Sheen writes his memoir Lola will be the first winner in line at the book signing. What a memhoarder.
Similar to the Milton Bradley game Operation, however this version is more hightech and played with your office copy machine when paper gets jammed in the hot copy machine.
The object of this game is to extract said paper or papers without getting a third degree burn on fingers, wrist, arms, etc.
Kristi is celebrating her second victory of copy machine operation.
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Spectacular to the nth degree.
New York City fashionistas and dog lovers are estatic over the pugtacular launch of Pet Fashion Week in late August.
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Jen Lancaster is the absolutely freakin' hysterical author of four books in the new fancy chick-lit memoir genre. Jen is also the patron saint of the infamous Seattle-based Bad Kitty Book Club.
Bad Kitty Book Club fashionistas could barely contain their excitement for Jen Lancaster's fourth book "Pretty in Plaid."
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A woman with a penchant for wearing faux designer duds and carrying knock-off designer handbags. A faux fashionista.
Everytime I see Salima she's always wearing those awful knock-off Chanel sunglasses with her too big to actually be a Chloe handbag. She's such a fauxista!
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You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.
I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.
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People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.
Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!
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