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Nightmare

The baddest bitch

Dude: I just saw the baddest bitch!
Guy: It must’ve been Nightmare🧐

by Tinkerdinckle March 11, 2022


Lars

Is very full of himself. He doesn’t care about most things except for stupid dogs, loud cats, and hot girls. Bro thinks every person that looks his way is creaming over him. He will usually be there for you give you stupid advice and laugh when you cry. Bro doesn’t care. Bro thinks he’s better than everyone

“Hey Lars, can you help me become a little more popular and manly?”
Lars: “yeah, just don’t be stupid”
“What?”
Lars: “Just don’t be stupid. That’s it.”

Lars: “Yo, I saw these chicks today at BK when I was applying and they were all looking at me, so I wrote down my name and number and stared at them and said, ‘you ladies want my number too?’😏

by Tinkerdinckle October 16, 2023