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to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty
When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio
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A disease of sexually obsessing over animated or live action magical female fairies. Females must posess short hair,slender bodies, large eyes, skimpy clothing and light feminine voices and wings; flying optional
Hi my name is Tom and I am a victim fairyphelia.
Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.
Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
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derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.
She was cute but she has asian pubes.
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
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highly important; used as a basis to compare the importance of something to life as we know it; the best in its class
when used in conjunction with "your" can be a dergoatory slam used to indicate your sexual relations with somones mother while still serving as a basis for a positive comparison
This is some good damn Ketel and 'cran it's like your mothers milk!
This new 3 Meg T1 is gonna be mothers milk.
This is some great lemonade Mr. Jones it's like your mothers milk.
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A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;
While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.
Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.
He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.
What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
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a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings
It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
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